that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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