He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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