Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He better not be in your backpack
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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