just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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