is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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