when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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