Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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