Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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