Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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