whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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