nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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