no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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