the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
