Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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