Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you inspire me to be a worse person
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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