id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I smell like Dick and happiness
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You can make out without kissing
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