how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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