I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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