I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My underwear smells like fireworks.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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