someone get that fucking seahorse.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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