Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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