dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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