I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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