He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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