just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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