That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
