It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
