Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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