White coat. Heels.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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