I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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