Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Houston, we have a blender
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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