You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
