dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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