In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
