My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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