that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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