May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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