Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
babies were throwing up all over the place
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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