I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Houston, we have a squirter
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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