I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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