I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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