i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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