Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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