the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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