Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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