Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
