sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Your dad touched me again.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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