its not stalking. its research.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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