Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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