some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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