I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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