he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would ride that face into the sunset
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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