This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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