So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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