I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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